Shoe Whore! Who me?

I was explaining to my best friend T the ins and outs of my new and glorious shoe cabinet and how, although it does not hold all of my shoes, it does hold almost half of them.  I said that perhaps I had a "small" shoe problem, to which she replied that she thought I had a "big" shoe problem.  And then she bought me this card:

Hilarious.  Ok, ok, I can be realistic.  Perhaps.... perhaps I do have a bit of a "big" shoe problem, but just for the record, at last count my total did include flip flops and rain boots.  Which sort of don't count, but I guess really do.  Hmmm.  Well my dear T, takes one to know one!